CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Love Letters Sent:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	175
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1190
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	2617	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Mines Excavated:	4285
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.