CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Falling into the Void:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2073	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1236
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	New Chunks Explored:	354878
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5453
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	72689
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crops Grown:	8422
Villages Defended:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.