CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Potions Brewed:	98	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4378	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	145231	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5174
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	233
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mines Excavated:	3142	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7384
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	3981
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4728
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3844
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CubivalCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	122
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.