CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	298	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchantments Applied:	80	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	8844	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2969	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.