CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Buildings Constructed:	43
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1167
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5622
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Star Shards Collected:	106	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.