CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Crops Grown:	9645
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	2297	Villages Defended:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9445
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Emeralds Found:	6585
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Star Shards Collected:	142	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	992
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Emeralds Found:	5484
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	285	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mines Excavated:	4560
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.