CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Enchantments Applied:	286
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	119
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5322	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	916992	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	1475
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ores Mined:	3595
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1191	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6531	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Farms Harvested:	582
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	7550	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1401
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!