CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	New Chunks Explored:	403743
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4258	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	6313
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Void Gems Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5002
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	597453	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1365	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.