CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2108
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Animals Bred:	100
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ores Mined:	7413
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	361011	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Falling into the Void:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	1666	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	700
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VoxCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

VoxCraft Network – 1.17.1We are a Latin American network focused on survival modalitiesWe have weekly updates and accept the most supported suggestions from our communityWe hope to see you enjoying our modalities.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ores Mined:	9314

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	463815
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.