CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	1188	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Emeralds Found:	2975	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	708
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	1563
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchantments Applied:	197
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Animals Bred:	189
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.