CringeCraft: Looking Back on Life

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are flyin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, TALKING PIGS! They gave him the power to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the world, one cluck at a time.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good. See ya in the game, fam!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4599	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mines Excavated:	3964
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Towns Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	65711
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	2674
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.