CringeCraft: Looking Back on Life

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are flyin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, TALKING PIGS! They gave him the power to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the world, one cluck at a time.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good. See ya in the game, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1606	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magic Items Found:	4473
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	818	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2358	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	166	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Potions Brewed:	37
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!