CringeCraft: Looking Back on Life

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are flyin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, TALKING PIGS! They gave him the power to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the world, one cluck at a time.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good. See ya in the game, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Enchantments Applied:	185
Villages Defended:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Star Shards Collected:	279	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	903

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.