CringeCraft: Looking Back on Life

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are flyin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, TALKING PIGS! They gave him the power to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the world, one cluck at a time.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good. See ya in the game, fam!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Potions Brewed:	188
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Mines Excavated:	4915	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Mines Excavated:	4978	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.