CringeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1873
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7833
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchantments Applied:	84

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Towns Built:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	114	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	217
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Farms Harvested:	806
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	7447	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	87	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7070
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8