CringeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5731
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

action, adventure game, Challenges, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Gaming, indie game, LOPE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new stuff, PATCHED, Play, Play VIVIDLOPE, puzzle game, RPG, Single player, smp, Steam version, strategy game, switch port, Updates, vivid, VividLope

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4343	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BridalBlunderCraft

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Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

after school activities, cafeteria fight, classmates, detention, EMBARRASSING, forbidden love, funny, gossip, high school, HighSchoolIncidentMC, Incident, Memories, prank, Principal, Rumors, scandal, School days, Secrets, smp, suspension, teachers, teenage drama

Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	190	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyCashlessCrafts

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Solar City Fun Land

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come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5807
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5699	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Star Shards Collected:	267
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3