CringeCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4540

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Digimon General Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Introducing the Dino Sentai edition – where you can ride dinosaurs into battle and conquer the virtual world like never before!

Join our server and experience the thrill of Digimon games like never before. Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself is jealous he’s not involved! Plus, we have exclusive content like DragonRod’s Digital Tamer Reborn 2 – it’s so good, it’ll make you question reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the Liberator faction, where you can join forces with powerful characters and fight against evil forces. With web novels, comics, and an official JP theme song, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Digimon anime!

And if that’s not enough, we have manga updates, card game news, and even toy releases to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crops Grown:	7858
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

anger, Boundaries, Colleague, Communication, Conversation, coworker, DadGoneCoworkerSnitch, death, Empathy, Etiquette, Father, Grief, Heart failure, irate, Loss, passing, privacy, Respect, Support, Upset, Workplace

Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

activism, BlockyParliament, Conflict, designation, Dutch Parliament, extremism, extremism prevention, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, legislation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netherlands, Palestinian, Politics, resolution, Samidoun, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, terror organization, Vote

so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

2024.., Asia, China, cross border travel, cross-cultural issues, diplomatic tensions, Disappearances, east asia, family concerns, foreign relations, government response, incidents, international incidents, investigation, missing persons, search and rescue, Taiwanese travelers, TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024, travel safety, travel warnings, unresolved cases

join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3663

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Thug Life Minecraft Server

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Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	443
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14