Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 381 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1084 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
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