Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	283	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6094
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	7299
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
New Chunks Explored:	457520	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	7320
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4459
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Star Shards Collected:	249

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8979	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Crops Grown:	7478
Farms Harvested:	750	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7855	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.