Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	222	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	96	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	158

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Nomercymc

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9391
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.