Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HexArchon: Where Minecraft Becomes So Customized Even the Creepers Don’t Recognize Themselves!

accessories, Challenges, Community, Competition, CONTENT, CREEPERS, Customization, customized, dont, Exploration, Features, Hardware, HexArchon, interactions, Minecraft, mmo, multiplayer, Performance, playstyles, progress, recognize, smp, Survival, Unique, Updates

Server Name	HexArchon
Overview	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features
Links	Server Trailer Discord Server Wiki

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HexArchon?	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique gameplay features such as Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.
What are the values of HexArchon?
What are the gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?	Gameplay mechanics include Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furniture, Player Shops, and more.
What technical specifications does the server have?	The server runs on dedicated hardware with AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, 2TB NVME SSD storage, and is hosted on the US East Coast for zero-lag gameplay.
How can I join HexArchon?	Join the server at play.hexarchon.net. It also supports Bedrock (Port 19132) with experimental features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Doggo Craft Minecraft Server

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Hey gamers, forget about being a dog person because on our server, you can have a pet creeper that you can poke noses with! That’s right, imagine the thrill of bonding with a creeper and not having to worry about it exploding in your face. Join us for the ultimate pet experience and make memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs dogs when you can have explosive companions instead? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join our server now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Talking Fish Minecraft SMP

aggressive behavior, anger issues, animal communication, bizarre reaction, chimp out, communication breakdown, emotional outburst, emotional response, Fish, irrational behavior, mental breakdown, mental health, Minecraft, Outburst, primate behavior, psychological triggers, smp, strange reaction, stress response, Talking, talking fish, unexpected reaction, unusual behavior, unusual situation

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the drama between players! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets to claim the last block of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone chimp out over a talking fish (yes, that actually happened).

Our server is filled with unique characters, like the player who built an entire castle out of nothing but melons, or the one who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Will you be brave enough to claim it for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of chimping out. Just remember to watch out for those talking fish!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HaterMom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bond with your child and make your ex jealous at the same time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your little one to team up, conquer challenges, and have a blast together.

Join us and experience the thrill of gaming with your kid, while also driving your ex crazy with jealousy. Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama? But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

With our server, you can show off all your wins to your ex and watch her eyes roll in annoyance. And don’t worry about the amount of time your child spends gaming – we fully support family bonding through Minecraft!

So come on, join us and let the games begin. Who knows, maybe your ex will eventually come around and join in on the fun too. But until then, let the gaming and the drama unfold on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoVMs4U, BlockTalk, MemeCraft, VoiceMailVeto

BlockTalk, Boundaries, busy life, busy schedule, Communication, constant communication, diary entries, dumping thoughts, friendship, long messages, long voice notes, Memecraft, NoVMs4U, offline time, opinionated friends, Opinions, personal space, quick messages, Respect, selfish behavior, setting boundaries, voice messages, VoiceMailVeto

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of long voice messages invading your precious gaming time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that noise!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. We promise no voice messages allowed, only quick and easy communication for all your gaming needs.

Just like our player who runs two businesses and has a child, we understand the value of offline time with family and friends. But unlike her friend who sends endless voice messages about their dating life, we keep it short and sweet.

So come on over to our server where setting boundaries is not only okay, it’s encouraged! Who needs drama when you can have fun building and exploring with like-minded players? Don’t be the voice message sender of the group, be the hero of the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LetGoHardest – Minecraft SMP

10. Acceptance, 11. Moving forward, 12. Holding on, 13. Release, 14. Coping with loss, 15. Emotional struggle, 16. Learning to let go, 17. Saying farewell, 18. Longing for the past, 19. Coming to terms, 2. Moving on, 20. Emotional growth, 3. Heartbreak, 4. Loss, 5. Grief, 6. Saying goodbye, 7. Emotional pain, 8. Closure, 9. Healing, LetGoHardest, letting go, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most challenging server out there!

Join us if you want to test your skills by battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing tournaments where the stakes are high and the llamas are faster than lightning.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Llama, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Can you defeat the Ender Llama and claim the carrots for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let go of all your boring old Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	752131	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyPhoneless World

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Imagine a world where smartphones never existed… a world where people actually had to talk to each other face to face, where you couldn’t swipe right on Tinder or send memes to your group chat. It sounds like a nightmare, right? Well, lucky for you, on our Minecraft server, we have recreated that world!

Join us for a truly immersive experience where communication is key and social skills are a must. Forget about texting your friends, on our server you’ll have to physically walk over to them and have a conversation. And don’t even get us started on dating – no more swiping left or right, you’ll have to actually ask someone out in person!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have banned all forms of technology, so you won’t find any redstone contraptions or automated farms here. You’ll have to do everything manually, just like in the good old days. So come join us for a blast from the past and experience a world without smartphones on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Void Gems Collected:	16
Crops Grown:	8137	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlinkenCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your house! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of ender dragons and battle evil zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and build epic structures with us! we have a roller coaster that takes you through a nether portal and drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, you respawn right after)!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventures ever! who needs peace in Ukraine when you can have peace in our minecraft world instead? trust me, it’s way more fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BeirutBoomCraft

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so like, u know how in Minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, this server is like that but on steroids! we got crazy battles and epic loot that will make u feel like a total boss.

join us and u might even get the chance to take down a senior Hezbollah terrorist like Hassan Khalil Yassin in an intense strike on Beirut! yeah, we don’t mess around here.

so if u wanna experience the most adrenaline-pumping, heart-pounding action in Minecraft, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u start playing on this server, u won’t be able to stop. it’s that addicting.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Emeralds Found:	5333

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Animal Hide and Seek

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A ZOO BUT WITH MINECRAFT ANIMALS. WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT SING OPERA, AND CHICKENS THAT DO STAND-UP COMEDY. YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH THESE CRAZY CREATURES AROUND. JOIN NOW IF YOU WANNA SEE THE WILDEST ANIMALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4651
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ISO SMP: The 18+ Vanilla Ice-cream Society – No Crying over Hermit-craft!

#icecream, +18, Active players, Anti-Xray, chest locking plugin, Community, crying, custom armor stand, Custom Economy, Deathchest, Discord, hermit-craft style, hermitcraft, home, Invisible item frames, iso, miniblocs, Mob Heads, player heads, Server, Shops, smp, society, Vanilla, Vein Miner

ISO SMP Overview

Server Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Features	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, Server on 24/7, custom armor stand, miniblocs

Join us on discord: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, the community is 18+.
What are some of the unique features on the server?	Chest locking plugin, invisible item frames, player and mob heads, Deathchest, Vein-miner, /home, Shops with custom economy, anti-xray, custom armor stand, miniblocs.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is available 24/7 for players to enjoy.
How can I join the community on discord?	Click on the provided link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Emeralds Found:	7836
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Wistoria Battle Isekai Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy isekai adventure! Join us in the land of Wistoria where you can battle it out with Frieren for the ultimate throne! Will you be able to steal the crown and become the ruler of this wacky world? With insane battles, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle for the throne begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Amazing News Minecraft SMP: Owari No Seraph Anime Trademark Renewed For 10 Years

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a TV anime adaptation that never ends! We’ve extended the IP for 10 years by Shueisha because our server is just that epic. Season 3 is coming soon, so join now to be a part of the action-packed adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few vampire slayers. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CroissantCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Argument, Assumptions, Bakery, being right, chocolate croissant, Communication, croissant, CroissantCraft, facts, husband, INFORMATION, lashing out, learning, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Opinions, personal beliefs, reactions, relationships, Server, sharing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value facts and opinions just as much as we value building epic structures! Join us if you want to learn new things and share your knowledge, just like the time I tried to educate my husband about chocolate croissants and it ended in a heated argument about pastries.

On our server, you can build your dream castle while also debating whether a chocolate croissant is truly a croissant or not. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep-seated pastry preferences that lead to epic battles between players.

So come join us and let’s settle the age-old debate of what constitutes a croissant once and for all! And remember, on our server, facts are just as important as diamonds.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TruthfulDave’sCraftLand

aita, chemotherapy facility, confronting lies, Deception, dishonesty, fake illness, fake relationships, faked cancer, faked jobs, faked military service, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, multiple marriages, standing up for truth, toxic relationships, truth telling, TruthfulDavesCraftLand, Uncle Dave, uncovering lies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing faker than Uncle Dave’s cancer is the diamonds you’ll find underground! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like Uncle Dave’s fake military service and his endless lies to impress women.

But beware, just like Dave’s lies caught up to him, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know when someone will call you out for your fake diamond armor or accuse you of pretending to be a pro builder.

So come on in and experience the drama, the chaos, and the hilarity that only our server can offer. Just remember, if you start faking your skills, be prepared to face the consequences like Uncle Dave did at grandma’s birthday party. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.