Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCrackheads

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Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8812
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	17	Emeralds Found:	4302
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8885
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

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Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Emeralds Found:	9529	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MineCraftAddict

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Do you ever find yourself waking up in the morning and thinking, “Man, I just can’t start my day without logging onto the most epic Minecraft server in existence”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored sheep! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing chaos and keeping things interesting.

But that’s not all – we have daily rituals that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable. From sacrificing diamonds to the Minecraft gods for good luck to hosting a weekly llama race around the server, there’s always something crazy happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server and have songs sung about your epic adventures for generations to come!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Potions Brewed:	97

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SushiCraft: Oops, Wrong Server!

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LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE A JAPAN DESTROYER GOIN INTO CHINA WATERS, BUT IN MINECRAFT! CAPTAIN GETS SACKED BUT U WON’T CUZ U BE BUILDIN EPIC CASTLES N STUFF. COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! MAYBE U’LL FIND A HIDDEN TREASURE OR GET ATTACKED BY CREEPERS, WHO KNOWS?! JUST JOIN AND FIND OUT! #EPICMINECRAFTADVENTURES #CAPTAINSACKED #LOLZ

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Head Spin Fun

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are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well come join our server where u can use ur head to control ur character! that’s right, no more boring keyboard and mouse controls, just use ur head movements to run, jump, and fight!

we use advanced 5D rotation representation technology to accurately track and translate ur head movements into in-game actions. it’s like virtual reality but without the expensive equipment!

imagine the look on ur friends’ faces when they see u effortlessly dodging arrows and creepers with just a flick of ur head. they’ll be begging to join our server and experience the ultimate head pose estimation gameplay.

so what are u waiting for? join now and show off ur head control skills in a whole new way!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	7065
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Potions Brewed:	86	Farms Harvested:	639
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Camp on Azera – Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream!

Abilities, Apocalypse, armor, auraskills, Azera, Builders, Camp, Central Shopping District, communities, cream, Custom Items, Discord Linking, Dynmap, Farming, Friendly, Ice, Machines, Magic, Player Shops, Ranks, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Slimefun, Staff, Survival, Towny, Whitelist, zombie

Server Version	1.20.6-1.20.* (Java)
Server IP	play.azera.xyz

Website: https://azera.xyz

Dynmap: https://azera.xyz:8192

Discord: https://discord.gg/9EjfTX96wa

About Us Azera is a new Minecraft server, dedicated to creating a familiar but new Minecraft experience. Through custom ranks, skills, magic and machines we’re everything you love about vanilla Minecraft, plus a little sprinkle of something new.

Community is very important to us, with this, all players have a say as to what goes on with the server. The owners and staff are on frequently so if you ever run into issues someone is always almost available to help!

Our Values Welcoming – We’re committed to creating a diverse environment where all players can feel welcomed, included and accepted. We welcome everyone, from people who are more interested in Redstone, Farming to Builders or people more focused on Community, such as setting up towns.

Stability – We use top of the line, dedicated hardware to ensure your experience is stable. The owner is an experienced software developer and sys admin, so if there’s ever an issue, you can be sure it’ll be fixed promptly.

Updates – We release frequent updates, keeping the experience fresh. We’re also committed to updating to the latest version of Minecraft as soon as possible.

Some of Our Features

Towny, Using Towny you can build sprawling cities with diverse citizens and build styles.
SlimeFun, Slimefun allows the creation of complex machines, tools, armor, and more. With custom items being added on player requests!
AuraSkills, A skills system that allows you to gain new abilities by playing the game!
Dynmap, allowing you to preview our whole world & some great builds from players.
Player Shops, Based around a central shopping district, players are encouraged to create and sell tools, custom armor, and whatever they please.
Discord Linking, Talk to people in game, even if you may not be there yourself. Also areas to share your builds, and talk about anything you want!
Friendly, experienced and helpful staff, who respect players and use their permissions fairly.

We’re an open server with no whitelist, so if you’re interested, feel free to join!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do I need to be whitelisted to join?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, we have custom ranks, skills, magic, machines, and more to enhance gameplay.
How often are updates released?	We release frequent updates to keep the experience fresh for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, we have a Discord server where players can chat, share builds, and more.

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Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dimension Hops:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Eye for an Eye Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a world where justice is served with a side of revenge? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where if someone steals your diamonds, you have the right to steal their entire house! That’s right, we believe in the good ol’ “eye for an eye” justice system, Minecraft style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that it can lay explosive eggs and shoot lasers from its eyes. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its riches for yourself, but beware, for it is said that those who dare to challenge the mighty bird may never be the same again.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where justice is served with a side of chaos and a sprinkle of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and wacky land!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Leon The Professional Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! But beware, the server is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant mushrooms.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to a magical talking cactus named Carl who will guide you on your journey to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyDownUnder

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6847	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoMirrorNoProblem

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yo, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got mirrors for days! like, imagine never knowing what you look like, that’s wild, right? but on our server, you can see yo beautiful face all day erryday!

we also got a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants you three wishes. like, who wouldn’t want that?! plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against evil creepers and zombies? it’s like game of thrones meets minecraft, but with more explosions and less incest. so come join us on this epic adventure and discover a whole new world of craziness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	955966	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Blocky Therapist’s Office

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come join our minecraft server if you want to forget all about your mental health problems and dive into a world of blocky fun! our server is like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of boring old couches.

imagine building a giant castle to keep all your worries out, or going on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and show anxiety who’s boss. we’ve got mini-games that will make you forget all about your stress, and a community of players who will support you through anything.

so why wait? join our server today and let your worries melt away like a snow golem in the nether. trust us, you’ll feel better after just one play session.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1516	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19