CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Void Gems Collected:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bestcommune

Server IP: 77.67.151.217

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Star Shards Collected:	192

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Anarchy.bar

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anarchy.bar is a new Anarchy server where all things are allowed, Toxicity, Hacking, Griefing, you name it!

Most servers like this are on version 1.12.2, but we strive to be different and are on version 1.14.4!

Come check us out @ Anarchy.bar (1.14.4)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Terra

Creative, Roleplay

This server is a non rules world. And this is also a rol play world plese dont do anything stupid……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..i dont know what to type follow me on my ig: dornikeva follow me on my youtube: Eva Dornik

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arcane expanse

mmo, Modded, Roleplay, smp, Survival

Arcane Expanse Origins SMP

Arcane Expanse is a 1.19.2 forge origins server hosted by Shockbyte with tons of additions, including:

Artifacts

Croptopia (Food)

Custom Origins

Lots of new weapons and bosses

New combat animations and new dash mechanic

Tons of quality of life changes

Deeper and Darker (Sculk dimension)

Lots of new mobs, hostile and passive alike

Lore and role playing, not required it’s just for those that are into it

And soooo much more!

So, what do you need to join? Well,

You need a computer, Minecraft Java Edition, 32 or 64 bit Java (the app not the game), Curseforge, and 1.19.2 forge. You will also need to join the Arcane Expanse discord server. There’s a more detailed description on how to join there. We have linked the discord server filled with a welcoming community for you to join that also contains the Curseforge modpack.

Arcane Expanse invites you on a brand new adventure that will cross multiple realities and fates, will you accept?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Swevikings

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Swevikings is an english and swedish minecraft server where we have active players and moderators to ensure an safe player enviroment.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EagleKnightRealm

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you like an oldschool Minecraft server look no further, EagleKnightRealm is a faction server just like it was years ago. Everyone is welcome, there are almost no rules just behave there is friendly staff and fun people.

* 24/7 Factions server * IP: eagleknightrealm.eu * Discord: https://discord.gg/jGR8jpy

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loopgens

Balanced Economy, PvE

LoopGens is a Generator focused server that aims to provide quality gameplay with many features including Tokens, Custom Spawners, Custom Enchantments, Events, Lockers, PvP and much more.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ArcticForest

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ArcticForest – Wilderness Survival also known as ArcticForestMC is a Survival server for advanced Minecraft players that may require some patience and courage to survive. The world has not been reset for 9 years. There are 100’s even 1000 builds, bases, houses scattered across the entire world. If you’re up for the challenge then go for it, if not then why are you still reading this? Nows your time to be in the history books.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NorthStarrMC

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to NorthStarrMC, where we pride ourselves in only restricting items that are truly harmful to the player experience. Join us and help us our humble little community a little bit better!

**Hub | Version [all]** – hub.northstarrmc.net **MC Eternal | Version [1.3.7.1]** -eternal.northstarrmc.net **SkyFactory 4 | Version [4.2.2.]** – sf4.northstarrmc.net **Pixelmon Reforged | Version [8.0.2]** – pixelmon.northstarrmc.net

**Join our Discord:** https://discord.gg/nCvWHwm

**Server Specs:** CPU Intel i9-9900K 8-core, RAM 64GB DDR4,Storage 2x 1TB NVME, Bandwidth 1 GBit/s

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Inmortalmc

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, SURVIVAL PVP

ImmortalMC [1.20] – JAVA/BEDROCK, ★ Survival ★ Skyblock ★ PrisionOP ★ Survival CUSTOM ★ BoxPVP ★ AND MUCH MORE. With a friendly community and stable servers, get ready to immerse yourself in an unforgettable gaming experience! ★ EVENTS ★ ZERO LAG ★ DEDICATED STAFF ★ IMMORTALMC .NET★ Join us and discover a universe full of infinite possibilities.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

frontwindow

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

frontwindows – aternos anarchy server the owner is gonna be trying to keep the server alive and updating the server version, he will probably fail….

fresh map, barely any player interaction as of now.

have fun and good luck!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lichcraft

Creative, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Lichcraft is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server which offers a unique, fun and engaging experience for players. We have great interaction with our community on our forums and discord to ensure we take in their ideas and get new content out for them whenever possible. Our staff team is also constantly working to keep the community free of rule breakers and make sure all bugs are being worked on.

You can join Lichcraft on the following versions: 1.8 – latest version of Minecraft

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cobblecore

Modded, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CobbleCore, where imagination runs wild, adventures await, and friendships are forged! Join us for endless fun, from epic quests to creative builds, intense PvP battles, and a vibrant community. Get ready to dive into a world where the possibilities are boundless. Let the blocky chaos begin!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DuckoMC

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

This server is hosted by Minehut free, fast server hosting for everyone Server version: 1.15.2 We Have Creative, Survival, and Pvp (coming soon)

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Neerey

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Get a reward by voting for SaviorPvP, a new up-coming factions server owned by Neerey! Version 1.8.8-1.14.4

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.