CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	819062
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mines Excavated:	1571
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	690312	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	6871	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	589
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	763874
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Farms Harvested:	574
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.