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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 7869 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 104 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where Ukraine be strikin’ Russian air defenses in Crimea with a bunch of US-supplied ATACMS! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles!
You gotta see it to believe it, fam. The battles be epic, the explosions be lit, and the drama be real. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we steal from the enemy. Shh, don’t tell nobody!
So if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually gettin’ hurt, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft war hero or somethin’. Just watch out for them pesky skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya. They ain’t playin’ around, man.
