CrimeanCraft: ATACMS Barrage | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where Ukraine be strikin’ Russian air defenses in Crimea with a bunch of US-supplied ATACMS! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles!

You gotta see it to believe it, fam. The battles be epic, the explosions be lit, and the drama be real. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we steal from the enemy. Shh, don’t tell nobody!

So if you wanna experience the thrill of war without actually gettin’ hurt, come join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft war hero or somethin’. Just watch out for them pesky skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya. They ain’t playin’ around, man.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Farms Harvested:	546
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Void Gems Collected:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	791	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	7079

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Potions Brewed:	184	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	157	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Players Killed by Monsters:	6614
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

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Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

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Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.