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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5605 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4019 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!