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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8404 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9240 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, it’ll make you question reality. We’ve got dungeons so tough, even Putin himself would struggle to conquer them. And don’t even get me started on the loot – it’s so good, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in your own right. Who needs Crimea when you’ve got a Minecraft server this insane? Let’s do this, gamers!