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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9215 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1230 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.
imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
