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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9020 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.
imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
