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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3344 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.
imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
