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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9624 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.
imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.
plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.
come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.
