Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!
