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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4545 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2288 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 229 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.
So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.
