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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6625 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!