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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3819 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!