🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 4427 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 173 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!