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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4794 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!