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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 915 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!