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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3327 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 404 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!