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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 4513 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 6056 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 838 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!