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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5543 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 1378 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!