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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9607 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 2883 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!