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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3733 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!