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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5000 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Star Shards Collected: | 230 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 767544 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!