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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3258 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!