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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4093 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 73 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!