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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2968 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!