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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 9294 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1105 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!