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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3716 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!